Hey here's an idea to all you drivers in the outside lane on a two-lane road, going around a curve. Why don't you try to stay in your fucking lane?
This is not Monte Carlo. You're not driving a Ferrari Elan GT, trying to shave milliseconds off your qualifying time.
You're driving a pigshit minivan in Crapurbia, USA. Capiche? You do not need the miniscule driving advantage afforded by elbowing two feet over the double line into my lane. That only forces me to drive onto the shoulder so as to avoid a head on collision. And I'm sick of doing that. So next time, I'm taking you out.
Got it?
Unless I'm in a big hurry.
Got it?
Unless I'm in a big hurry.
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