Road Rage Incident #1536

Hey here's an idea to all you drivers in the outside lane on a two-lane road, going around a curve. Why don't you try to stay in your fucking lane? 

This is not Monte Carlo. You're not driving a Ferrari Elan GT, trying to shave milliseconds off your qualifying time. 

You're driving a pigshit minivan in Crapurbia, USA. Capiche?  You do not need the miniscule driving advantage afforded by elbowing two feet over the double line into my lane. That only forces me to drive onto the shoulder so as to avoid a head on collision. And I'm sick of doing that. So next time, I'm taking you out.
Got it?
Unless I'm in a big hurry.

Bits

I think baseball managers should have crocodile jaws sewn into their mouths, so they wouldn't look so ridiculous chewing on whatever it is they chew on.

So Casey Anthony was finally acquitted. Which finally brings to an end the dumbest, worst planned abortion in history.

In prison somewhere, Susan Smith is cursing and hitting herself on the head. Why the hell didn't I just party! I had to go and report them missing! Stupid, stupid, stupid!