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I think baseball managers should have crocodile jaws sewn into their mouths, so they wouldn't look so ridiculous chewing on whatever it is they chew on.

So Casey Anthony was finally acquitted. Which finally brings to an end the dumbest, worst planned abortion in history.

In prison somewhere, Susan Smith is cursing and hitting herself on the head. Why the hell didn't I just party! I had to go and report them missing! Stupid, stupid, stupid!